STUBBORN AND SMART...
WITTY AND WEIRD...
CARING AND CHALLENGING...
ACCEPTING AND AMBITIOUS ______________________________
SPEND MY TIME ADORING BOOKS, MOVIES, AND TV SHOWS (like most everyone on this site) ______________________________
"Slow down you crazy child
You're so ambitious for a juvenile
But then if you're so smart tell me,
Why are you still so afraid?"
-Billy Joel, "Vienna"
Tony: Freeze! Put your hands up!
Mike: Shit, shit....You're shaking like a leaf. Give me the gun.
Tony: I'm serious! You know I'm a terrible shot. I could easily aim at your head and blow your balls off....You tried to drown me.
Mike: Only a bit.
Tony: I'm an ordinary, kind, peaceful person.
Mike: Just calm down, take a deep breath.
Tony: I am calm! *fires gun*
Mike: AHHH! Ohhh oh!
Tony: That was an accident. You frightened me....Try and find your ear, put it on some ice, and the hospital can stitch it back on.