MADISON...

TYPICAL TUMBLR USER...

NOT QUITE SURE WHAT ELSE TO SAY HERE...

JUST LOOK AT THE TITLE OF MY BLOG^^^

 

Wild Target

Tony: Freeze! Put your hands up!

Mike: Shit, shit....You're shaking like a leaf. Give me the gun.

Tony: I'm serious! You know I'm a terrible shot. I could easily aim at your head and blow your balls off....You tried to drown me.

Mike: Only a bit.

Tony: I'm an ordinary, kind, peaceful person.

Mike: Just calm down, take a deep breath.

Tony: I am calm! *fires gun*

Mike: AHHH! Ohhh oh!

Tony: That was an accident. You frightened me....Try and find your ear, put it on some ice, and the hospital can stitch it back on.