TYPICAL TUMBLR USER...
NOT QUITE SURE WHAT ELSE TO SAY HERE...
JUST LOOK AT THE TITLE OF MY BLOG^^^
Tony: Freeze! Put your hands up!
Mike: Shit, shit....You're shaking like a leaf. Give me the gun.
Tony: I'm serious! You know I'm a terrible shot. I could easily aim at your head and blow your balls off....You tried to drown me.
Mike: Only a bit.
Tony: I'm an ordinary, kind, peaceful person.
Mike: Just calm down, take a deep breath.
Tony: I am calm! *fires gun*
Mike: AHHH! Ohhh oh!
Tony: That was an accident. You frightened me....Try and find your ear, put it on some ice, and the hospital can stitch it back on.